An ominous green virus has plagued Egypt’s billboards in the last month affecting millions of Egyptians in the process. This epidemic looks set to continue for an indefinite time with thousands of people needing to wear protective glasses to block out the grisly and grotesque typeface. Hospitals have seen a surge of people flock their rooms with symptoms like uncontrollable vomiting, green hair growth, and in rare cases: baby hulk syndrome (BHS) (Not British Home Stores), which off course is the buildup of bone and muscle, accompanied by a downgrade of the brain to that of a 3 year old.

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